[mormorando]

[rhythmic-idealist]

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hylwicks-deactivated20230621 asked:

this guy will suck your penis tomorrow

hydatiid answered:

[everythingfox]

Helicopter purring

[offices-regionalbranch]

Phone sex is fucking weird as hell because like both you and whoever your doing it with have to be horny completely separate from each other and like 90% of the time you’re not so its like the worst acted phone sex line of all time.

Like one time this girl I was in a weird situation with called me while my fat guido ass was eating a sausage and pepper sandwich on some “baby I’m so horny right now” bs and I had to pretend I was into it while I enjoyed the italians biggest and only contribution to society. The sausage and pepper sandwich is superior to all e genetalia

[nendocris]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[crabussy]

[angel-derangement]

I did some studies of some glassware pics after a very long drought of no drawing at all. pls enjoy

[droiid]

Darth Maul pencil drawings, by his character creator Iain McCaig

[kansasjustgotgayer]

[fionacreates]

A Lady and her Knight

Fanart for The Mandalorian

[zombeesknees]

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

[dancinbutterfly]

drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit

truly, the greatest role he has every portrayed

[carolxdanvers]

The three genders: lords, ladies, and not-sitting-on-a-cushion

[jackironsides]

Gender of the day: proletariat