Old Shanster New Tricks

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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offices-regionalbranch

Phone sex is fucking weird as hell because like both you and whoever your doing it with have to be horny completely separate from each other and like 90% of the time you’re not so its like the worst acted phone sex line of all time.

Like one time this girl I was in a weird situation with called me while my fat guido ass was eating a sausage and pepper sandwich on some “baby I’m so horny right now” bs and I had to pretend I was into it while I enjoyed the italians biggest and only contribution to society. The sausage and pepper sandwich is superior to all e genetalia

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zombeesknees

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

dancinbutterfly

drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit

truly, the greatest role he has every portrayed

carolxdanvers

The three genders: lords, ladies, and not-sitting-on-a-cushion

jackironsides

Gender of the day: proletariat